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ORCSES strip by SkekLa ORCSES strip by SkekLa
Lack of information can be davastating!...especially when it's about orcs...
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SpiritBird-250 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh great. now I ship Bilbo/Smeagol. Giggle OMG! 
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SkekLa Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Professional General Artist
O.O
SHIP?...
Wait, I didn't wanted it to sound like---oh well. There you go!...They're together. In a cave. YAY!...
Yes it is awkward!!! :^^;
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SorisSquirrel Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014  Student Writer
If that had actually happened in canon. LOL

And they're both under the rock together. I wonder how long that hiding spot will save them.
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SkekLa Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014  Professional General Artist
It could have been...they just...didn't tink it was a good idea...but I ponder Smeagol would have been too afraid of the bigger orcs coming down to his secluded home in big numbers...the poor guy might have managed well the ocassional fallen orc, having his ring and all...but if they were MANY coming for a stranded hobbit...I bet he'd have even helped him hide in order to live himself!

Hm...that if he didn't decide to eat Bilbo fast and then hide from the orcs...I don't know!

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Actually, with orcs really close by...that hiding spot would keep them hid for about 5 seconds...but hey! If a tree root worked for the hobbits against a nazgul (I still think that is the "magic of the writers" halping the heroes out...) then why not?...
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SorisSquirrel Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014  Student Writer
I certainly hope he would have helped him.

Maybe treeroots have magical properties?

Well nazgul are conveniently blind during the day too....

Perhaps with their combined strength they could lift the rock and throw it at the orcs.
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Finnickandannie14 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013   General Artist
:p
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SkekLa Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Professional General Artist
Really...what did yourss uncle wait to tells me he was being followed???
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Finnickandannie14 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013   General Artist
?
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SkekLa Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Professional General Artist
By orcsess...you knowss. big tall brutesess who wills ssink your skullsess in with a mace anytime...
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Finnickandannie14 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013   General Artist
not sure exactly. :shrug:
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15sjens Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Haha funny!
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SkekLa Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Professional General Artist
Yeah...Shoul warnsess us precious...
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15sjens Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
There there, Smeagol
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SkekLa Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Professional General Artist
Okay...but if any more orcsess come near, you warnsess us...I promises I'll give you half of the meat!!!
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You preffer arm or leg?...Perhepsess steak?...
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15sjens Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Steak!
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SkekLa Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Professional General Artist
I knews Bagginsess won't refusse a nice fat chunk of orcsess!...Here!...have the ssteak!
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15sjens Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thanx. . .
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TangledMangle Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013
lol! Very good point, Smeagol! XD
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SkekLa Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Professional General Artist
Oh yesss preciousss...we doessn't want to get squashed! :iconsmeagolbareteethplz:
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CAMIKOOPA Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
LOl Smeagol es el mejor esterminador de orcos XD Adoro los dibujos y como divujas las rocas,se ven simplemente épicas :iconmegustaplz:
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SkekLa Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Professional General Artist
Gracias Camikoopa!!! :heart:
Jeje, sssi lo ess, verdad, tessoro?
Oh sssi...pero no ess divertido ssi un orco te atrapa por ssorpresa.
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tarpalsfan Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
Poor Bilbo is terribly frightened indeed-so much so, that he's gotten gotten Orcs and Goblins confusesse'd!
But who cares when it comes to an awesome strip like this-super as always! :la: from tarp.
Keep the greatstuff commin!
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15sjens Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yes I was.
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tarpalsfan Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013
You were, were you? You know, if you are going to pull of answering to Bilbo, your going to have to change your screenname...Bilboisme perhaps?
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Just kidding honey! Your reply made me smile, thanks for sharing! :hug: from tarp/Kathryn
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15sjens Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ur welcome
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SkekLa Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Professional General Artist
Hahaha, nope, I did that on purposesess! :iconsmeagolsmileplz:
I always wondered what the heck was the difference between smaller orcs and goblinses...then I found one of Tolkien's letters where he says they're actually the same, but smaller...though he "made a mistake" by naming them goblins and not orcs...
gahaha so why didn't he fixed that when he fixed the previous version of Gollum, where he just gifted Bilbo with the ring by will?...:shrug: Weird guy...
:hug: c'mere you!!!
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tarpalsfan Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013
Huh?
That last bit wafted by me ol' noggin without getting in deary.
My friend, I have a Gollum/Smeagol impersonater as a friend...but it seems there is also a Bilbo one too...
good grief...I fear I will clone into some Tolkien bieng or creature too...my luck-a fat, big arse'd troll! :fear: It must be somthing in the air around here!
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SkekLa Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Professional General Artist
HAHAHA!...
Oh do tell me..who are they?...ANOTHER Gollum Sméagol impersonator that isn't ME???...Gotta go see that one, and sniff 'em and watch 'em close...soo it wont'sss steal our identitiesss...
BILBO TOO?...Present him to me!...I want my precious back before it gets to Frodo!!!:iconsmeagollaughplz:
Heehee...you just might turn into something else...but...a TROLL?...why a troll?...no, not that...perhaps an elf?...Do you like elves precious?...Or something more interessting?...Like a middle earth mermaid thingy?...(Were there of those???)...
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tarpalsfan Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013
Not another Smeagol. You hon.
A girl I talk to some answered for Bilbo in the prior reply.
So, you are Smeagolisme,
I told her that if she was going to start answering for Bilbo, that she was going to have to change her screenname to Bilboisme. I did add that I would have to start impersinating, hopefully not becoming a fat ars'd troll;)
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I thought it was funny that I got an answer from 'Bilbo' when I was talking to you. I sometimes get quite tired of Deviant Art, it is the funny, quirky things that happen every once in awhile that keep me here. My friends too.
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I am a bit of a whine bag right now, it's snowing again, we haven't seen much of the sun in a week, so we here are grumpy:lol: But the sun returns soon!:sun: :dance: :sun: :)
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SkekLa Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Professional General Artist
Ah, 15'sjens!!! I know her!...And now there's a Frodo too!...
(We ALL met again :iconsmeagolrolleyeplz:)
Heehee...hey, why a fat ars'd troll?...you couldsss be...uh...hm...hrr...Well, whateverss you like, preciousss!:heart:...(oh please, let her NOT be Sam...or she'll end up hating me!!!)
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HAHAHA, you see?...this site always finds its ways to keep your spirit high!...:iconsmeagolsmileplz: I'm glad Bilbo made your day!!!...I hope now and then I manage to do that too!
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Oh poor thing!...:no:...I hope the sun will come out soon enough again, so all the dampness and cold doesn't make you suffer!:sun:
Though...
WE CAN'TSSS BARE THE SSUN!!!:iconsmeagoltearsplz::sun:
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tarpalsfan Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013
I think we reached into the high 60's today, maybe we even reached 70?
We are expecting a winter mix later this week. :( It is hard to believe!
Oh no, not Sam again:no: I like him, a guy with a strong heart.He though, wasn't able to see both sides of the Smeagol/Gollum coin.:no: He(Sam)only saw Gollum.I'd be a bone skinny troll with a giant arse
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Yes, It was funny. I didn't mind her replying as Bilbo. You know her too. She has a Bilbo icon. I saw her reply to some of your artwork, and I saw her when I visited you profile page to bug you about Abe again. I always recognize her icon...but not her screen name. Mwa-haha! The sprint away is coming out of the trolls hairy butt!:woohoo: I am stupid :(
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SkekLa Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Professional General Artist
So when you wrote this you were half roasted...and now you have snow there, am I right?...That's what I saw in the news...

So you notice :iconwateryeyesmeagolplz:
Why didn't he precious?...WHY OH WHY...:faint:
But...you DO ssssee me, doessn't you preciousss Tarp?:iconsmeagolsmileplz:
Bony skinny troll with fat arsesss?...WE'LL LOVES YOU ALL THE SSAME!!! :hug::iconbeatingheartplz:

yes I know her! She's a nice girl!
Haha...You never bug me about Abe!!!
Abe rulez...
Heehee she's called 15jen's..though I first knew her by icon too...
I saw the same...poor little guy...It looks like the troll's ate him and...well, he just found his way out whole, safe and sound...XD
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Amisca Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It's amazing how you can alter a scenario can change when you take time to explain things.
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SkekLa Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Professional General Artist
Oh yes precious...change a LOT...It would've been nice if Bagginsess ssaid sso first *gollum*
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Amisca Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
indeed. *nods in agreement*
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SkekLa Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013  Professional General Artist
:iconsmeagolsmilingplz: I missed you already!!!
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Amisca Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
how goes everything with you, my friend?
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SkekLa Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Professional General Artist
Everything going fine...though my work is currently stealing all the time I have...and I found myself unable to draw, lately...nevertheless, I am doing my best effort to draw if even a small line-a-day...so soon I'll be uploading something again...OH HOW I MISS IT!!!:iconwateryeyesmeagolplz:
And how I missed you!!!:hug:
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Amisca Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
aw~ *hugs* Missed you too, Smea! We all miss you!
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SkekLa Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013  Professional General Artist
Really???...:iconwateryeyesmeagolplz::heart: You missed me?...:hug:
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DarkHestur Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Professional General Artist
En retrospectiva, tiene mucho sentido xD
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SkekLa Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Professional General Artist
Sí que lo tiene, eh?...jajaja el muchacho aún no había pasado por mordor, pero en todos ésos siglos tenía que haber visto la conducta de los orcos...y nadie que los conociera querría que lo agarren desprevenido!
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DarkHestur Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Professional General Artist
Ya los había usado de comida, si no recuerdo mal.
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SkekLa Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Professional General Artist
Oh sí...se comen, siempre y cuando no te vean ellos antes a vos, que vos a ellos...ah, a propósito, quería preguntarte algo off topic...¿Vos tenés "asterix y el adivino", "asterix contra el césar" o "asterix en bretaña?...me enteré por tu canal de youtube que están vetadas...PERO LAS QUIERO!!!!
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DarkHestur Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Professional General Artist
¿Cómo que están vetadas? Y si, las tengo en calidad pasable, audio en inglés.
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SkekLa Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Professional General Artist
HMMM!...:iconstinkeyesmeagolplz: Yo ni siquiera en inglés, las conseguí!!!
Las buscaba en castellano...pero no me mataría tenerlas en iglés!...
¿Cómo me sugerís que haga?...
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DarkHestur Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Professional General Artist
Tenemos que ver cómo nos encontramos, y te las llevo en CD o argo ^^
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SkekLa Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Professional General Artist
YAYYYY OKAY!!!...Estoy varada en capital!!!
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